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We strongly oppose the use of anabolic steroids or any illegal or banned substances. Our purpose is to bring you legal alternatives to help you achieve your goals. Our products contain only ingredients that are well established dietary supplements and contain nothing illegal or banned in the u.k

.Disclaimer: Steroid use is illegal in a vast number of countries around the world. This is not without reason. Steroids should only be used when prescribed by your doctor and under close supervision. Steroid use is not to be taken lightly and we do not in any way endorse or approve of illegal drug use. The information is provided on the same basis as all the other information on this site, as informational/entertainment value

IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU INFORM US OF ANY CHANGE OF ADDRESS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!

PLEASE, IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE SENT ANY FURTHER INFO, OR WANT TO DO ANY MORE BUSINESS, PLEASE CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY! SHOULD WE NOT HEAR FROM YOU IN THE NEAR FUTURE, WE WOULD AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THE OBVIOUS AND REMOVE YOU FROM OUR MAILING LISTS AND THANK YOU FOR YOU’RE PAST BUSINESS.

IF YOU PAY BY CASH
POSTAGE INSTRUCTIONS:

POSTAGE IS £9.99 ON ALL ORDERS UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED

PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ANY ORDER OR PRODUCT DOWN BY NAME
YOU WILL HAVE A NO:
SO PLEASE POT IT ON THE ORDERS THANK YOU!

PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS AS GIVEN:
SEND CASH TO :
C/O
DEVILS LTD
11-13
ROSAMERY ROAD
CLACTON-ON-SEA
ESSEX
CO151NZ

PUT IF IN SINGD FOR MALL ONLY

THIS IS IMPORTANT!

DDEVIL PRODUCTS DO NOT, HAVE NOT AND WILL NOT ADVOCATE THE USE OF HARD DRUGS – SO PLEASE – DO NOT ASK!!

VERY IMPORTANT

INFORMATION

FOR YOUR SECURITY, AND OURS, PLEASE READ THESE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY!!!

SECRING ORDERS

NO ORDER IS SECURED UNTILL THE PAY MENT HAS BEEN RECEIVED BY US. SIMPLY PLACING THAT ORDER DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOU ARE AT THE FRONT. PAYMENTS RECEIVED BY DEVIL, FROM A CUSTOMER, GIVE THAT ORDER PRIORITY OVER THE ONES THAT HAVE NOT BEEN PAID FOR. THIS BECAUSE SOMETIMES, CUSTOMERS HAVE BEEN PLACING ORDERS AND NOT SENDING IN ANY PAYMENT FOR DAY, EVEN WEEKS-SOME-TIMES NOT AT ALL! THIS ALSO COUNTS FOR THE SIZE OF THE ORDER, EVEN IF IT IS A LARGE ORDER AND A SMALLER ONE HAS COME IN BEFORE YOURS THE SMALL ER GETS THEIRS FIRST. I THINK THAT YOU WILL SEE THIS AS FAIR.

ORDERING & PAYMENT

SHOULD YOU WISH TO MAKE AN ORDER, PLEASE DO SO KNOWING THAT YOUR PAYMENT WILL BE OFF TO US THE VERY NEXT DAY AT LEAST, IF POSSIBLE. THIS WILL MEAN THAT WE CAN MONITOR Its PROGRESS AND PROTECT BOTH PARTIES. PLEASE KEEP ALL MAILIG STUBS SO THAT BOTH PARTIES CAN CHECK AND TRACE ANY ITEMS THAT MAY GET LOST. THIS IS, THANKFULLY, A RARE OCCURRENCE.

ALTERNATIVE CHOICES

IT WOULD HELP US TREMENDOUSLY, IF, IN THE EVENT OF A PRORODUCT NOT BEING AVAILABLE, TO GIVE US an ALTERNATIVE. THIS WOULD HELP US CUT DOWN ANY UNECESSARY DELAYS TO YOU. UNFIRTUNATELY, SOME TIMES THIS CANNOT BE AVOIDED DUE TO THE DIFFICULIES AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, GETTING REAL GEAR IS NOT EASY.

DELAYS AND REFUNDS

SOMETIMES THERE CAN BE AND HAVE BEEN DELAYS IN ORDERS GOING OUT, THIS IS INEVITABLE UNFORTUNATELY, AND WE CAN ONLY APOLOGISE. PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND THAT 95% OF THE DELAYS IS DUE TO THE PRODUCTS GETTING TO US. PLEASE BEAR WITH US IN ANY EVENT, WE APOLOGISE FOR DELAYS AND INCONVENIENCE. BEFORE CONSIDERING A REFUND PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THESE PRODUCTS ARE DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN AT THE BEST OF TIMES AND WILL GET HARDER. WE WILL NEVER WITHHOLD YOUR MONEY FOR UNECESSARY REASONS, BUT WE ORDER TO ORDER AND THEREFORE MINIMISE ON STOCK. THIS IS THE SAFE WAY, AND THE ONLY WAY. IF WE KNOW THAT A PRODUCT IS NOT GOING TO BE AVAILABLE, WE WILL CONTACT YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

YOUR SECURITY

IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT AT ALL TIMES YOUR SECURITY AND PRIVACY IS TOTALLY RESPECTED BY US. NO OTHER COMPANY/IES OR PERSON/S WILL GET YOUR ADDRESS FROM US – PERIOD. THIS IS ASSURED. IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY RECEIVED A PRICE LIST FROM SOMEONE ELSE, THEN YOU MUST HAVE, AT SOME STAGE, WRITTEN TO SOME COMPANY FOR INFORMATION ETC. THUS ENDING UP ON THEIR DATABASE. IT WILL NOT HAVE BEEN PASSED ON BY US – NEVER HAS DONE AND NEVER WILL BE – BE ASSURED. SO, WE ASK FOR THIS REASON THAT YOU RESPECT OUR SECURITY. THANK YOU.

COMMUNICATIONS

PLEASE DO NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO SEND OR RETURN PARCELS TO ANY ADDRESSES ON THE BACK OF THE PARCELS, IT MAY NOT EXIST, OTHER THAN THOSE WE HAVE AGREED UPON. IN ADDITION, IT IS IMPERATIVE THAT NO PRODUCT IS MENTIONED BY NAME/S WHEN REPLYING TO US. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

REFERALS OF FRIENDS

IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND THAT WISHES TO JOIN OUR LITTLE GROUP, THEN GREAT, WE WOULD BE VERY HAPPY TO HAVE THEM ALONG. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU MUST CHECK HIM/HER OUT YOURSELF BEFORE PASSING THEM ONTO US, WE WILL CHECK THEM OUT AFTER THAT! DO NOT JUST GIVE THEM OUR NUMBER AND LET THEM RING OUT OF THE BLUE, THEIR REQUEST MAY NOT BE PLEASANTLY WELCOMED AS YOU CAN IMAGINE. PLEASE BE SURE TO CALL US YOURSELF FIRST SO THAT WE CAN EXPECT THEIR CALL. YOUR SECURITY DEPENDS ON THIS TOO! THANK YOU

TRADE PRICES

WILL ONLY BE CONSIDERED ON ORDERS ON OR OVER £1,000 AND NOTHING ELSE. SORRY, BUT THERE IS VERY LITTLE IN IT TO BE ABLE TO WORK ANY LOWER. THE PERCENTAGE/PROFIT MARGIN WILL BE DISCUSSED ON CONFIRMATION ON ORDER. WE WILL BE HAPPY TO ADVISE FURTHER.

ADVICE

IN THE PAST, THIS ADVICE HAS BEEN GIVEN FREELY AND WITHOUT QUESTION. UNFORTUNATELY, DUE TO THE ACTIONS OF OTHERS THIS WILL NOW BE STOPPED. SHOULD YOU WISH TO PURCHASE FROM OTHER SOURCES WE HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THAT. HOWEVER, WITH THAT PURCHASE THEY MUST BE PREPARED TO ADVISE YOU ACCORDINGLY AND NOT RELY ON US TO PROMOTE THEIR WARES. WE ARE TAKING GREAT RISKS TO PROVIDE THIS SERVICE AND NO LONGER DO THIS FOR FREE. ANY EXISTING CUSTOMERS OF OURS WHO OBVIOUSLY RESPECT THIS AND PURCHASE FROM US, WILL ALWAYS HAVE A FREE HOTLINE, OR CAN SPEAK TO ME PERSONALLY. ANYONE WISHING US TO WORK OUT A CYCLE FOR THEM, AND INTEND TO PURCHASE FROM OTHER SOURCES, THE COST IS £30 PER CYCLE, PAYABLE IN ADVANCE, PURCHASE FROM US AND THIS SERVICE IS FREE, AGAIN, WE FEEL THAT YOU WILL AGREE WITH THAT.

FINALLY

MAY WE TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO THANK YOU SINCERELY FOR YOUR PAST CUSTOM AND LOYALTY, IT IS VERY MUCH APPREICIATED, AS WE HAVE SAID IN THE PAST, THE GEAR HAS DEFINITELY BECOME MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT TO OBTAIN AS WE PREDICTED. PLEASE STAY WITH US AND WE WILL ENDEAVOUR TO PROVIDE THE SERVICE THAT YOU HAVE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS AS TO HOW WE CAN IMPROVE OUR SERVICE TO YOU (SENSIBLE ONES PLEASE!) WE WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO LISTEN TO THEM. WITH REGARD TO THE NEW RULES, WE ARE SORRY IF WE OFFEND A FEW, BUT IT IS TO THOSE PEOPLE WE AIM OUR RULES AT, WE WOULD NOT JEAPORDISE YOU SECURITY, AND WE WOULD ASK THE SAME. THE ARE MANY OF YOU OUT THERE WHO ARE IN JOBS THAT STEROID USE WOULD BE IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL, WE WILL PROTECT YOUR SECRECY AT ALL TIMES. THIS WE GUARANTEE. FOLLOWING THESE GUIDELINES ONLY ASSISTS US FURTHER, WE DO THIS WITH RESPECT.

SO AGAIN, PLEASE REMEMBER STICK WITH US BECAUSE IT IS TRUE WHAT THEY SAY….

“BETTER THE DEVIL YOU KNOW THAN THE DEVIL YOU DON’T”

CONTACT NUMBER TO PLACE YOUR ORDERS; - 07979363189 (ASK FOR JON)

NEVER SHARE NEEDLES, IT MAY BE YOUR FRIEND, BUT HE WOULDN’T BE IF YOU CAUGHT SOMETHING OFF OF THEM.

IF POSSIBLE, DRAW WITH ONE NEEDLE, EXCHANGE IT FOR A NEW ONE. THIS WILL ENSURE THAT YOU USE A TOTALLY SHARP PIN. OLD ONE WILL HAVE BEEN BLUNTED IF YOU HAVE PIERCED A RUBBER SEAL, OR SCRAPED IT ON THE BOTTOM OF A GLASS PHIAL.

USE ALCOHOL SWABS TO CLEAN THE JAB AREA BEFORE INJECTING, IF YOU HAVE NONE, THEN AT LEAST USE A CLEAN TISSUE OR SOAPY WATER. BABY WIPES ARE A VERY GOOD ALTERNATIVE IF NO SWABS ARE AVAILABLE.

NEVER INJECT ON THE INSIDE OF EITHER OF THE THIGHS, ESPECIALLY THE RIGHT ONE, IF YOU DO YOU COULD HIT A MAIN ARTERY, AND THAT COULD BE FATAL!! IF NOT FUCKING PAINFUL!!

KEEP ALL YOU STEROIDS AND NEEDLES OUT OF THE WAY OF CHILDREN, AND REMEMBER THAT KIDS ALWAYS TRY TO COPY THEIR PARENTS, NEVER INJECT YOUR GEAR IN FRONT OF THEM. YOU COULD BUY MORE GEAR, BUT NOT NEW KIDS – NEEDLES CAN KILL IN THE WRONG HANDS.